Wednesday, 24 June 2020

Resit yuran KGKT 2020


Alhamdulillah. Dah berjaya jelaskan yuran KGKT tahun 2020.

Thursday, 11 June 2020

Pengaruh Bahasa Inggeris Di Dalam Dialek Kelantan


EDISI LOGHAT KELANTAN : BUDU + ENGLISH = BUDULISH

LOGHAT KELANTAN : BUDULISH
Sebut saja KELANTAN, semua orang tahu akan loghatnya yang tersendiri. Sebagai anak jati KELANTAN, rasa bangga perlu ada dalam diri kerana adanya identiti sendiri. Bukan untuk berpecah dari kelompok yang sedia ada (1 Malaysia), tapi inilah keindahan yang sekian lama terpatri dalam sejarah Malaysia. Sehingga kini, ramai orang dari luar Kelantan pun sudah ada yang mahir bertutur dalam loghat Kelantan. Bukan setakat itu, malah orang asing pun, contohnya dari Arab pun mampu untuk menuturkan loghat Kelantan.

Kagum dan bangga! Tak percaya? Jom tonton video di bawah sebagai bukti konkrit dan bukannya omongan kosong. Rasanya ini adalah pencapaian yang membanggakan. Kerana apa? Kerana bukan semua orang mampu bertutur dalam loghat Kelantan meskipun rakyat Malaysia sendiri. Lagipun, belajar bahasa bukan suatu yang boleh dianggap mudah. Betul tak? So, I'm very proud to those people yang mahir dalam banyak bahasa. You are lucky!

Tak dikecualikan negeri-negeri lain di Malaysia. Masing-masing ada loghat tersendiri. Sama juga seperti negeri Terengganu dengan loghat G : makanG, ikanG, etc, Melaka dengan longat U : ulaU melingkaU atas pagaU, Negeri Sembilan dengan loghatnya : poi mane? poi pokan ke?, Kedah, Perlis, Penang dengan loghat utara : Hang nak pi mana, mai minum ayak ni. Jangan duk loqlaq lagui tuh, Perak dengan loghat koma, teman, ayor dan sebagainya. Tak terlepas pandang dengan negeri-negeri seberang laut sana, Sabah dan Sarawak dengan loghatnya yang susah untuk faham dan difahami tetapi mampu untuk dipelajari : kitak, kamek, dan sebgainya. Menarik bukan?

Walaupun 1 bahasa yang sama, Bahasa Malaysia, tapi pertuturan kita dalam dialek/ loghat yang berbeza-beza mengikut budaya dan lokasi. Cukup hebat dan istimewa. Itulah pesona utama dalam sistem komunikasi dan interaksi di Malaysia.

Sebut soal loghat Kelantan, pun berbeza mengikut kawasan dan daerah. Daerah Kota Bharu, Pasir Putih, Bachok, Machang, Tanah Merah, Jeli, Pasir Mas, Tumpat mahupun Rantau Panjang ada slang dan dialek tersendiri. Kadang-kadang, penggunaan kata yang digunakan oleh orang berlainan daerah pun masih ada yang tak pernah kedengaran dan diketahui maksudnya. Maka, tercetuslah idea untuk menghasilkan segmen EDISI LOGHAT KELANTAN di blog ini. Khas ditujukan kepada semua orang Kelantan terutamanya supaya menghargai bahasa/ dialek sendiri dan juga untuk makluman dan informasi tembahan kepada pembaca di luar sana.

Segmen edisi sulung EDISI LOGHAT KELANTAN kali ini akan menampilkan isu mengenai LOGHAT BUDULISH (istilah rekaan sendiri penulis). Memandangkan Kelantan terkenal dengan BUDU, maka ianya cukup sinonim dengan orang-orang Kelantan. Begitu juga dengan tutur kata yang dikeluarkan oleh orang-orang Kelantan, kadang-kadang diperli dan dijadikan jenaka. Kalau bercakap bahasa standard (cakap luai), maka ada yang akan akan perli "bau budu weh". Kalau ada yang speaking English, pasti akan ada suara-suara nakal yang berjenaka, "pecoh botol budu tuh" ataupun "retak doh la botol budu".

Eh! BUDULISH pun ada? Haha, saja je tambah :)

Apa yang menarik dalam loghat Kelantan, banyak perkataan pinjaman English yang digunapakai dalam sebutan/intonasi (pronounciation) dengan cara tersendiri dalam percakapan sehari-hari. Cuma, kita perasan atau tidak yang menjadi bezanya. Sebab itulah, entri kali ini diberi jolokan nama LOGHAT BUDULISH, maksudnya bila BUDU (perturan orang Kelantan), dan penggunaan kosa kata English bertembung, maka wujudlah BUDULISH. Macam MANGLISH jugak lah.

BUDU + ENGLISH = BUDULISH

BUDU + ENGLISH = BUDULISH

Sebut soal English plak, orang Kelantan dilabelkan sebagai golongan yang agak tercicir dalam penggunaan English. Mungkin faktor geografi dan urbanisasi yang menjadikan jurang cukup berbeza jika dibandingkan dengan negeri maju yang lain. Tapi, tak boleh dinafikan masih ada ramai anak jati Kelantan cukup hebat dan fasih berbahasa Inggeris. Tapi kebanyakaanya, kurang mampu dan kurang diberi pendedahan.

Jadi, bila English mula berkembang maju, banyak kosa kata yang dipinjam dan diasimilasikan untuk digunapakai dalam pertuturan sehari-hari. Menariknya, dengan tone dan rima yang unik dan tersendiri. Maka wujudlah koleksi kata BUDULISH antaranya seperti di bawah:

KOLEKSI KATA BUDULISH

CARA BACA : Budulish - English - Malay
1) strow - straw - penyedut minuman
2) bolpen - ballpen / pen - pen
3) bok - book - buku
4) bekwoh - big work - kenduri-kendara
5) stapenah - staff nurse - jururawat
6) skru deba - screw driver - pemutar skru
7) undo - reverse - pusing balik
8) pomen - formen / mechanic - mekanik / juruteknik
9) loyar - lawyer - peguam
8) neja - manager - pengarah
9) dreba - driver - pemandu
10) epot - airport - lapangan terbang
11) guste - go as turn - pusing balik
12) erek - erect - tarik / perbuatan mendirikan dan membangunkan sesuatu
13) gohek - go ahead - maju ke depan / mara (pandu kenderaan)
14) broka - broker - orang tengah
15) pasengja - passenger - penumpang
16) jem - jam - kesesakan lalu-lintas
17) speka - speaker - pembesar suara
18) saksoba - absorber - penyerap tekanan (kenderaan)
19) poda - powder - kapur kasut
20) paik - modified - ubahsuai
21) tra - try - cuba
22) teh - test - cuba
23) stemek - estimate - jangkaan
24) pintu gek - gate - pintu pagar
25) grenti - warranty - jaminan
26) henda - handle - pemegang
27) stek - staight - lurus / jalan terus
28) kona - corner - pusing / belok
29) op - stop - berhenti
30) karen - current - arus elektrik
31) goli / keypo - goolkeeper - penjaga gol
32) daba lain - double line - line berkembar
33) stetmi - statement - kenyataan / laporan
34) pok gad - guard - pengawal keselamatan
35) maik - mike- mikrofon

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Asal-usul segmen ini adalah hasil idea penulis sendiri dan entri ini adalah hasil suntingan dari perbincangan di sini -> [AWOK]2 @ FACEBOOK

Bila BUDU bercampur ENGLISH maka wujudlah BUDULISH, lol

Orite, apa khabar ore-ore Qlate? Sedar tak sedar, dari kecik sampai loni, kito sbenarnyo sangat mahir bertutur dalam dialek English.

Cuma satu je masalah kito, PRONOUNCE je glecoh rail sikit. Tapi takpo, kito patut berbanggo dengan nenek moyong dan generasi sebelum kito. Bakpo? Sebab mereka lah hok jadi perintis kepada BUDULISH ni. Hebat jugo demo ni :)

orang-orang lama : pelopor BUDULISH yang valid sampai hari ni

Pastu, kito pakat kena antar ke skoloh-skolah. Kito blaja English hok betul ikut tajwid dia dan cara nok sebut hok betul. Hari ni la baru kito sedar sbenarnyo hari-hari kito duk guna perkataan English cumo tok sedar jah.

Contoh?

Ni beberapo contoh la hok kawe prase dan rajin guno dalam kecek sehari-hari.

1) strow - straw
2) bolpen - ballpen / pen
3) bok - book
4) bekwoh - big work
5) stapenah - staff nurse
6) skru deba - screw driver
7) undo - reverse
8) pomen - formen / mekanik
9) loyar - lawyer
8) neja - manager
9) dreba - driver
10) epot - airport

Ada lagi hok demo tahu? Jom pakat-pakat tambah. Kawe nak compile dan buat satu koleksi tak lain tak bukan di http://penaberkala.blogspot.com/

CREDIT to all CONTRIBUTORS for the BUDULISH :)

TQ

Tuesday, 9 June 2020

ADULT JOKES - to brighten your day....


A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, "Your Honor, he knew I'm a vegetarian and yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth."

Woman: "Doc, an ant entered my vagina, can you please take it out".
Doctor removes her panties and start making love.
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Doctor: "This is the only way to drown the bastard!"

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month, lasts 3 - 4 days & if it doesn't come you are in deep trouble!

A lady visited her doctor again.
The Dr. said: You look more sick & exhausted than before. Are you having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought you said 3 MALES a day!!!!

Women asked God to make The Penis Pretty.
GOD Said "No way; Now As It Is, The Penis is so ugly & U still Suck It. If I make it Pretty You'll Eat It up!!

A nun went for a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried and said, "Shit, we can't even trust cucumber anymore.!"

A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked " Do yo have this? "
The girl lifted up her skirt & said, "My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!"

Schoolgirl: "I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION".
Class Teacher: " Why not?"
Schoolgirl: "Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!"

Mother asks daughter, how is married life?
Daughter shyly says like BRITISH AIRWAYS.
Mother reads the advertisement & is shocked.
It says
"7 DAYS A WEEK, TWICE A DAY, BOTH WAYS!"

What is the STRONGEST muscle?
TONGUE - It can raise a woman's hip with just one lick!.
The lightest muscle?
PENIS! It can be raised by a woman's tongue!

Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: "Name?"
"Park Yu."
0fficer become angry & shouted back: "FUCK YOU! Now what's your full name?"
Korean replied: "PARK YU TOO!!"

Man to wife: Business is bad, if you learn how to cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSHOLE! If you learn how to fuck, we can remove driver, gardener and watchman..

COCK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fucking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us hanging OUTSIDE!

A baby dog asked mama dog how papa look like?
Mama dog's reply: How I know. Your papa came from behind & I didn't have chance to see his face!"

Compiled by Mr. Seni
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Sunday, 7 June 2020

Tak Cukup Storage Untuk Simpan Gambar Dalam Phone? Ini Perkongsian Untuk Anda Dapatkan Balik Storage Anda

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#GempakSpot: Tak Cukup Storage Untuk Simpan Gambar Dalam Phone? Ini Perkongsian Untuk Anda Dapatkan Balik Storage Anda
Gambar banyak sangat sampai tak cukup storage dah? Ni baru pakai phone tak sampai setahun pun gambar hampir cecah 40GB. Belum tambah segala apps dan game memang tak cukuplah walaupun pakai storage 64GB.

Takpa saya ada solusi untuk masalah ini.

Nak pakai icloud limited 5gb je, nak up pun kena bayar tiap-tiap bulan sangatlah membazir *Ya Apple ni kuat charge duit kat semua benda*. 



Pakai dropbox pun tiap-tiap bulan kena bayar kalau dah lebih had. Takpa saya ada solution Unlimited Storage nak backup gambar 1000k pun boleh!

Sebelum saya mula, saya tahu ramai yang dah tahu cara ni. Saya hanya nak kongsikan ilmu ni dengan orang yang belum tahu lagi sebab saya tahu ada segelintir lagi tak pernah cuba. Jadi tolong sebarkan sebab benda ni dapat jimat banyak duit dari beli storage tambahan dekat icloud.

Android pun boleh!



Okay pertama sekali kena install “Google Photos” dari App Store atau  Play Store. Lepas dah install, sign in lah dengan account Gmail korang dan ikut step yang dia suruh.



Step berikutnya ni really important ya guys! Kalau tak ikut memang tak dapat Unlimited Storage ni.



1. Pergi settings
2. Tap Backup & Sync
3. Tekan Upload Size  (high quality free unlimited storage)
4. Then everything siap

Nak backup pakai wifi atau data pon boleh. Boleh settings



Lepas tu nak backup gambar boleh pergi home dan swipe down nanti dia secara automatik  save semua gambar korang dekat Google Photos korang.

Bila dah siap dia akan tulis “Backup Complete” dekat atas tu means segala gambar tak kisahlah sampai 100k pon dia akan backup dalam google photos ni.



Okay this is the part yang korang akan jimat banyak memories dekat storage phone korang.

Lepas “Backup Complete” dekat bawah atas option “Clear Space” yang bermaksud dia akan Delete semua gambar yang ada dalam Gallery Device korang. Jangan risau dia delete gambar dalam device saja.





Yang backup dalam Google Photos tu dia still simpan jadi dengan cara ni korang dapat jimat Storage korang yang penuh sebab gambar je. All saved and safe in the app.

Kalau nak delete manually kat Gallery pun boleh tapi Google letak delete all serentak tu sebab nak memudahkan kerja kita.

jadi Storage saya yang penuh sebab gambar yang hampir mencecah 40GB tu boleh jadi 0GB dah. Kalau nak gambar korang save kat dalam google photos tu, boleh pilih then tap “save” in device, mudah saja. 



App Google Photos ni pon ringan je tak makan banyak space

I’ve been used method since 2015, so all of memories/gambar masih tersimpan dalam Google Photos. Kalau saya tahu cara ni lebih awal, dah lama gambar dari tahun sebelumnya saya simpan. Especially kalau Phone korang rosak, kalau tak pakai google photos hilang segalanya. Pasrah gila!

One thing I love using Google Photos ni sebab machine learning dia padu habis. Technology yang boleh recognise muka orang sama (Kena settings untuk Label the name) 



Boleh kenal pasti sesuatu benda macam korang tulis “Beach” “Sea” “KLCC” “Sky” dia akan tunjuk gambar tu.



Lagi satu, masa berlalu dengan cepat sekarang ni. Tiba-tiba bosan bukalah google photos ni, boleh tengok banyak memori dari tahun-tahun sebelumnya, boleh rasa nostalgia tu gitu. Rasa nak tergelak pun ada tengok gambar sendiri dari tahun zaman jahilliah. Banyak benda Google ni throwback. 

Banyak lagi lah features yang ada dekat Google Photos ni, boleh discover semua sendiri and all of them are for free. Tak perlu keluarkan duit untuk semua ni. Jadi sekarang tak perlu buntu lagi kalau phone penuh sangat sebab gambar saja.

Ini saja lah perkongsian saya untuk hari ni, harap dapat membantu korang dalam masalah Storage Full. Ada soalan boleh tanya. That’s all from me. Arigatogozaimasu. Sayonara.

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Thursday, 4 June 2020

13 Foods to Eat When You're Sick

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Whether it's Sheryl from accounting or your spotting partner at the gym, someone is going to sneeze near you and make you sick this season. It's only a matter of time. But loading up on meds isn't always the best or the only way to get back on your feet. From coughing and sneezing to sinus drainage and body aches, there are certain foods can act as nature's medicine to squash those symptoms. Some of these healthy bites can even boost your immunity so your body will do a better job at fighting off illnesses in the future!

So, consider the foods below your go-tos when you're feeling under the weather. And if you think your sniffles may have been brought on by allergies, don't miss our special report, Eat This, Not That! to Fight Allergies.

1

Honey to Reduce Coughing

Get this: Swallowing two teaspoons of honey has been shown to keep coughs at bay in those with upper respiratory infections, according to a study published in the journal Pediatrics. Even though the report examined honey's effects on children, there's no reason to believe it won't aid ailing adults, too. If you can't imagine eating the stuff right from the jar, try drizzling honey on a piece of Ezekiel toast, mixing it into your oatmeal, or adding it to hot tea to soothe your throat and reduce your cough.

2

Bananas to Fight Headaches

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They may be goofy little guys, but The Minions' obsession with bananas is totally warranted. Not only are they a potent source of the fat-burning nutrient, choline, they're rich in potassium, a nutrient that fends off bloat. The yellow fruit also has a lot going for it when it comes to fighting off illnesses. The main reason: They're high in magnesium, an electrolyte that helps fight pain. The mineral has been studied for its ability to fight headaches, including notoriously hard-to-treat migraine headaches. Because people with migraines often experience stomach problems simultaneously, bananas are a great snack because they can calm your tummy, too.

Eat This! Tip

If you're suffering from a less-severe "regular" headache, check out our guide to the 20 Best and Worst Foods for Headaches.

3

Pineapples to Thin Mucus

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When you feel like your body is becoming overrun with phlegm, turn to pineapple, which contains the compound bromelain. According to the University of Michigan Health System, bromelain has been shown to thin mucus associated with conditions like sinusitis. Top your morning oatmeal with pineapple or incorporate it into your favorite smoothie recipe to stay hydrated, sneak in a dose of bromelain, and transport your brain to happy, tropical place that's sniffle-free.

4

Jasmine Rice to Help You Sleep

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If you're feeling kind of woozy or having a tough time falling asleep, a cup of rice can be your savior. Not only is rice an ideal food to keep stomach upset at bay, the carbohydrates in the rice spur the body to produce tryptophan, the amino acid that causes sleepiness. But not all types of rice are created equal. A study published in the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition found that jasmine rice is more effective than other rice varieties (such as Mahatma rice) in helping a person drift off to dreamland. For even more food that can help you snooze, check out these 30 Best and Worst Foods To Eat for Sleep!

5

Chicken Soup to Fight Viruses

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If you instantly reach for your mom's chicken soup recipe every time you feel the sniffles coming on, that's definitely a smart move. Not only can simmering up a pot give you the warm and fuzzies, it can actually make you feel better. A 2012 study published in The American Journal of Therapeutics found the compound carnosine, which is present in chicken, has the potential to fight the dreaded cold and flu viruses. If you don't have a go-to concoction, try our go-to chicken and rice soup recipe.

6

Ginger Tea to Reduce Aches and Pains

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Generally speaking, hot tea has the power to soothe aching throats. But ginger tea specifically can soothe the muscle aches commonly associated with illnesses like flu and cold. How's it work? Ginger contains potent anti-inflammatory compounds called gingerols that work to ease that "everything hurts" feeling you can't seem to shake when you're sick. To make the warm drink, simply steep sliced ginger root in boiling water. If you're not a fan of tea, you can also purchase ginger juice "shots" or "gingerade."

7

Lentils to Boost Energy

When you're sick, lifting a pencil or sending a text can seem like too much work. Thankfully, eating lentils can help fight off the feelings of fatigue. High in protein and iron, they offer long-lasting energy and even help to boost immunity so you can fight off bugs in the future.

8

Hot Chili Peppers for Sinus Inflammation

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While many people joke about how spicy food clears out their sinuses, hot chili peppers legitimately get the job done. And that's because they have what's known as a mucokinetic effect when consumed, meaning they make mucus thinner and reduce congestion. Chili peppers also contain a spicy compound called capsaicin that irritates mucous membranes and tear ducts, encouraging them to make more fluid, which in turn, helps to thin mucus. (Fun fact: The compound has also been shown to boost metabolism.) Other spicy foods that help ease sinus inflammation include curry, horseradish, and wasabi. Hello, sushi night!

9

Kefir to Calm Your Bowels

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Diarrhea: Nobody likes to talk about it, but everybody's had it at one point or another. If one of your illness symptoms includes the uncomfortable stomach condition, the Cleveland Clinic suggests consuming kefir. The fermented milk drink contains probiotics that can help to promote healthy bacteria in the gut and kill off the bad bugs responsible for your upset stomach. While most dairy products are associated with irritating the stomach when you have diarrhea, kefir is one of the few that fall into the "helpful" category.

10

Pumpkin Seeds to Reduce the Duration of a Cold

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Forget the vitamin C! When you have the sniffles zinc should be your BFF. While there's no cure for the common cold, consuming zinc can reduce its duration, according to the Mayo Clinic. Zinc can also help to prevent cold-causing viruses from further multiplying in your body, giving you an immunity boost. Pumpkin seeds are a great source of the essential mineral and also happen to be very tasty. Eat 'em plain, mix them with your other favorite nuts and seeds to make a trail mix, or add them to oatmeal or an a.m. quinoa bowl along with some cinnamon and pumpkin pie spice.

11

Coconut Water to Restore Electrolytes

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When you've got the stomach flu, replacing lost electrolytes like sodium, magnesium, and potassium is an important step in your recovery. While you can drink a sports drink to replenish these nutrients, coconut water is a natural alternative that's free of chemicals and in many cases, lower in sugar.

RELATED: 5 Big Benefits of Coconut Water

12

Sweet Potato to Build Up White Blood Cells

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When you have a cold, the flu, or any other illness for that matter, the white blood cells in your immune system go on the defense—which can be a tough job. That said, you'll need to rebuild those immune cells so they're able to keep up the fight until you've fully recovered. How do you do that? By eating foods like carrots and sweet potatoes, which are packed with immunity-boosting nutrients like vitamins A and C. Nuke 'em and top 'em with olive oil and herbs or transform them into mashed potatoes for a nutrient-packed comfort food dish.


13

H20 to Ward off New Symptoms

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No matter what ails you, don't forget the golden rule of overcoming an illness: drink plenty of fluids! Becoming dehydrated can slow your recovery and create a whole new list of problems ranging from weakness and confusion to heart palpitations and dizziness. If you don't like the taste of plain water, consider making a batch of flavorful detox water and sipping that instead.

And Avoid These Things…

While you're eating to reduce your symptoms, remember that there are actually certain foods that can make you feel worse and zap your body of the energy it needs to heal itself. Things to avoid include alcohol, sugary fare like ice cream and cookies, and high-fat foods like burgers and fries.